15 comments

  • jtickle 2 hours ago
    This seems exactly like the sort of shenanigan that would piss off rather than appease the wood spirits.
  • weirdish 1 hour ago
    I'd only buy this if it included a subscription-based AI upsell to predict and adapt to my adjusting superstition needs over time
  • nkmnz 33 minutes ago
    What’s next? Touch-grass-as-a-Service?
    • silveira 5 minutes ago
      Blow a dandelion seed head and make a wish, but it’s a device blowing.
  • krunck 1 hour ago
    There are societies where rather than knocking on wood one turns one's head and spits. For example: "Grandad is looking well after his fall, let's hope that doesn't happen again. Ptew!"

    Looking for this in app form.

    • random_cat_8745 59 minutes ago
      the true SaaS (Spit as a Service).
      • markdown 39 minutes ago
        I'm imagining a thousand people in a spitshop in (Mechanical) Turkey in a sitting at desks with a spittoon, waiting for a signal to spit.
  • skinfaxi 1 hour ago
    Found this other experiment, part of the same series "Machines Responding to Superstitions".

    https://www.dezeen.com/2023/10/31/kinky-kashayam-portable-bl...

    Though it seems less like machine response than humans integrating technology into superstitious belief.

  • yetihehe 1 hour ago
    Knocking on wood was about knocking on unpainted wood, so that you have actual direct physical contact with wood. Remote knocking seems to go in the other direction...
    • thaumasiotes 1 hour ago
      > Knocking on wood was about knocking on unpainted wood, so that you have actual direct physical contact with wood.

      How do you know this? For example, there is a wikipedia page section entitled "Origin of use in the English language"...

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knocking_on_wood#Origin_of_use...

      but the contents of that section make it extremely clear that no relevant facts are known to wikipedia.

  • TehCorwiz 2 hours ago
    If an app knocks on a tree and nobody is around…
  • ButlerianJihad 23 minutes ago
    Nothing can surprise me. Every day at college, I would walk past these "Trees".

    https://stuartcollection.ucsd.edu/artist/allen.html#about-th...

  • gosen 1 hour ago
    I can't explain why but it's amazing! Maybe because in my culture "knocking on the wood 3 times" helps to avoid the bad luck and I lived with that for 20 years, or maybe it's just fun to imagine that you're knocking on the wood remotely ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • Cpoll 1 hour ago
    Looking forward to one that will let me touch grass from my computer.
  • dvh 2 hours ago
    It's like FakeBlock from Arrested development
  • lofaszvanitt 46 minutes ago
    You have to do it with a right hand, from under. So this is 100% fake.
  • itissid 2 hours ago
    I am ratting this out to the Tree Beard
  • classified 2 hours ago
    The knockers are missing solar panels to continuously charge their batteries. So there will be sustained costs to keep them running. And how water-proof are they? Apart from that, it's going to sell like hot cakes.
  • tinyplanets 2 hours ago
    Or just, you know, walk outside in the fresh air, find a nearby tree, and knock on it...